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marlo-noni | theg33k | ilovecharts



A D&D Alignment chart for Star Trek characters!
via Andrew


Yay! Why is Pulaski evil?  I mean, I don’t really like her, but I can’t think what she did that was evil.

There’s a lot, particularly the DS9 characters, that seems a little odd to me. Granted, I don’t know much about the D&D rubric, but Damar as lawful good seems bizarre to me, and ditto for the rather more chaotic Kira. I’m also boggling at Sisko scoring higher in “Good” than either Worf (Worf!)or Bashir (who is my least favorite character BECAUSE the show is intent on making a saint of him!). Evil should be a relative term here, because most characters in Starfleet are pretty much goody two-shoes, but I’m not seeing much of a relationship between characters.
On the other hand, this is obviously my favorite thing I’ve seen all day, so. *shrug*

Yeah, I could totally argue a lot of this, like Kira’s and Chakotay’s placements, as well as Q’s (uh, he needs to be further on the evil side. and more chaotic. he did introduce the federation to the borg, after all.). But it’s interesting and makes me think.

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marlo-noni | theg33k | ilovecharts

A D&D Alignment chart for Star Trek characters!

via Andrew

Yay! Why is Pulaski evil?  I mean, I don’t really like her, but I can’t think what she did that was evil.

There’s a lot, particularly the DS9 characters, that seems a little odd to me. Granted, I don’t know much about the D&D rubric, but Damar as lawful good seems bizarre to me, and ditto for the rather more chaotic Kira. I’m also boggling at Sisko scoring higher in “Good” than either Worf (Worf!)or Bashir (who is my least favorite character BECAUSE the show is intent on making a saint of him!). Evil should be a relative term here, because most characters in Starfleet are pretty much goody two-shoes, but I’m not seeing much of a relationship between characters.

On the other hand, this is obviously my favorite thing I’ve seen all day, so. *shrug*

Yeah, I could totally argue a lot of this, like Kira’s and Chakotay’s placements, as well as Q’s (uh, he needs to be further on the evil side. and more chaotic. he did introduce the federation to the borg, after all.). But it’s interesting and makes me think.

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  5. awesomanity reblogged this from fuckyeahstartrek and added:
    Janeway is in Evil/Chaotic HAHAHAHA. I don’t get how Chakotay would be in the lawful side HAHAHA.
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    Psssh, like you know anything about Voyager. I agree...Borg Queen, but I think Paris would...
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    OMG, I loved Pulaski. The creator of this chart obviously hates strong women who tell the Picard to stick it up his Earl...
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    Janeway Evil Chaotic? She’s just as obsessed with the rules as Picard was, and while...as...
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    Yeah, I could totally argue a lot of this, like Kira’s and Chakotay’s placements, as well as Q’s (uh, he needs to be...
  12. iaccidentallyintomordor reblogged this from marlo-noni and added:
    Though I disagree with a lot of this, I have to enjurr it.
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    marlo-noni | theg33k | ilovecharts...There’s a lot, particularly the DS9 characters, that...
  14. marlo-noni reblogged this from theg33k and added:
    Yay! Why is Pulaski evil? I mean, I don’t really like her, but I can’t think what she did that was evil.
  15. awescience reblogged this from skinnyghost and added:
    Seriously though,...only slightly lawful? This chart betrays a fundamental...
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    conceptually awesome. the implementation could use some work. as if Wesley Crusher is on the evil side of neutral....
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    W. Crusher? Evil? Really? Huh.
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    LOL Wesley is on the EVIL part of the chart. That’s FANTASTIC! I’m a little confused why Janeway is so far down on the...
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    Dude! I was thinking the exact same thing! I know there was one episode were Jake destroys an entire timeline to save...